December 2009
27 posts
so he friended me on skype
deep doodie.
there's trouble my friend
singing kid (nick) asked me if there was any other way to communicate with me besides email because he loves talking to me but email is “subpar.” uhoh.
kitty i am too nice for my own good (but you know this better than me) and i have no idea how to say no. perhaps you should put me through a bootcamp to toughen me up?
tell danni happy birthday for me (tomorrow)!
the city is colder...
So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose!
I love that song! And on that note (um… that’s not a pun) STOP E-MAILING SINGING KID. Talk about sketchy. Jesus. And that was me saying a prayer for you. To stop e-mailing singing kid. (Also, what’s his real name?)
Bagel is very smart. I need to grab me a nice warm bath. But… I’m working.
BUT NOT FOR LONG! I turned in my two weeks today. And by two weeks I mean...
whats new pussycat (i know, never say that again.)
i had a very interesting episode in which my mom couldn’t find me because i forgot my cell phone and freaked out today. i felt like i was you and my mom was me and we were in peirce. except we were in a crowded forever 21 on 32nd street, which, if you can imagine, is a very different experience. singing kid and i have begun to exchange emails, which is stranger than you can imagine. and...
http://www.ted.com/talks/emily_levine_s_theory_of_e... →
All my relatives are coming over today... cue...
I don’t say bad things about you at parties. I swear. Everyone there was jewish, by the way. It was a Christmas party.
I haven’t seen Danni yet. Which sucks. But I’ll probably see her on her birthday. DannY, on the other hand is my manager. Who has still not called me even though I said I could start working on the 28th. So who knows how that’s going. Maybe I just...
so many beautiful things at once, i'm overwhelmed.
what did you say about me at a party? huh? huh?
have you seen danny yet? how is steve-o?
i’ve been naked a lot lately…it is glorious.
and because of your vague answer, i am going to plan on the 28th unless you tell me otherwise. can i stay the night?
i have been texting with wikipedia an insane amount…he just won’t stop! (i’m doing it too.) and he sends me text...
“Cooornbread.”
Also...
I am WHEEZING. Like a LOT. Because I danced. And coughing. And panicking. This brings up terrible dreams of drowning. And now that you and Wikipedia told me I actually can drown on water, I’m sort of nervous. Because how can I drink water in the middle of the night now? Everyone’s asleep. I’LL DIE.
Albatross, the stars here are so pretty.
You should come see them. And next week sounds wonderfultastic. However, I have yet to receive my work schedule. Still… Maybe they don’t want me to work. That would suck. I’d be so sad. And I’m totally not crossing my fingers behind my back whatareyoutalkingabout?
Your uncapitalized, artfully dotted eyes are like soothing Kenyon music to my eyes. Because I’m a...
oh kitty i miss you so much
i want to come to yardley and eat ice cream and rescue you from your complacency!
when would be the best time? i’m thinking next week for a couple days, maybe the 28thish?
how is samantha nelsen? and i know you hate when i don’t capitalize my “i’s,” but that’s exactly the way i like it.
lots of laaaaahve.
Did it have to be purple?
Oh, Albatross, my home is so stressful around the holidays. I miss your peculiar form of freak out. It’s much more relaxing than my mother’s.
And yay for Angela!
Please come rescue me from my complacency. I didn’t even bother to take a shower today.
I got a new purple ipod!
Hanukah rocks.
I miss you, you beautiful amazing specimen of a cat. Yes, you Kitty.
Also, Angela (the prospie who didn’t stay with us because you were swiney) got into Kenyon! Maybe you will be her CA next year.
Finals are OVERRR!!! (9000)
Kitty and Albatross have slayed the beast First Semester.
Milky Way had snowflakes on his eyelashes today. Kitty thought Albatross would say it was cute.
Singing Kid’s mom is Anastasia. Holy shit.
Singing Kid also bought a jacket for his dad, a sweater for his mom, and socks for his grandma. Albatross pretty much approves.
Plus, Almost Famous is fucking amazing. Almost as amazing as...
I love you Kitty
Just thought I would tell you that. Can we do something empowering soon? I feel like I haven’t tapped into my feminist sensibilities in a little while, and I’ve been too absorbed in Wikipedia’s girl-rating tendencies. LAHVE, alba.
“Your story is about Nanowrimos?”
– Harry Glass
lewis hall is cursed with fire, gas, and....rotten...
Enough said. Tonight was blacked out…until it wasn’t. Now albatross has to study for her psych test and she is not very pleased.
Vagina Punching is Not Sexual Assault...
At least not when it is accompanied by some deep, soulful love. I’m just saying. Not that I’ve ever done it.
And Wikipedia needs to stop talking about his “tip.”
49 MINUTES TO FINISH MY PSYCH PAPER AHHH
Love,
Albatross
“Albatross’s pep talk to Kitty on a Sunday night”
– “You’re, like, really amazing. And if anyone doesn’t think so they can kiss my hand… when I punch them.”
A Saturday Night in upper Lewis Hall from the...
The scene: After the fall community choir concert. The girls have peeled off their sweaty stockings and are standing in the hall talking to their fantabulous nude-posing unshaved-legs CA.
When the night got interesting: CA pulls out silly string and proposes to sneak attack Boy CA (BCA). Girls encourage her until she finally agrees. They lie in wait outside boys bathroom.
When the night gets...
