January 2011
3 posts
Sadly,
Matie has not been in sync for a long, long time.
I’m using the new laptop right now. ;)
iTunes won’t download…
Also, yay, you’re bleeding!
YES
so totally agreed. what laptop? also, albatross’s period is mad late. she is in the initial stages of freaking out. she is talking about herself in third person. she wishes matie could be insync again.
This is pathetic
Can we please start using this more?
Oh, and I bought a laptop.
December 2010
1 post
waaaah
kitty i miss you ridiculously. so much stuuuuuuff to tell you. i need your sanity and cynicism please.
COME BACK INTO MY LIFE VIA THE COMPUTER AND THE PHONE! THANK YOU!
November 2010
14 posts
Live From the Nano Writing Front
Kitty: give me a pep talk!
D-money: well you're only 2,000 words away
Kitty: that was weak
D-money: well
Kitty: i'm actually 1,976 words away
D-money: think of it this way
you have written over 96% of what you have to write
that's pretty impressive I think
4% should be a drop in the bucket after all that
especially if you just sit down and do it
you've got this
the lights of sydney!
you don't want to be on the outskirts of sydney still
that's where the spiders are
and the dingos
the baby-eating dingos
Kitty: omg spiders?!
D-money: yep
like 5 out of the 10 deadliest spiders live in australia or something
it's kinda ridiculous
one reason I will NEVER go there
and all these spiders are coming closer to you
Kitty: oh no i'm going to die in the outskirts of sydney!
D-money: and the longer you wait
the more chance you'll have of being viciously mauled by spiders like ron was in harry potter
think of this novel as your ford anglia
let it fly you into sydney
Kitty: but the ford anglia crashed...
D-money: still saved harry a number of times in the forbidden forest
Kitty: okay, give me a word goal for the next fifteen minutes
D-money: alright...write...500 words
Kitty: ...
in 15 minutes?
D-money: 400?
lol
300
Kitty: okay
i will take up the 400 challenge
by 1: 20 I will ahve 400 more words
D-money: DO EET!
Kitty: 528 words
D-money: NICE!
I knew you could do it in 15 minutes
less than 3% left!
Boobcakes →
Sometimes I can't handle Mad Men
Woman: So, I wait for Becky to go play, and I look in her pencil case. There's almost twenty dimes. She stopped eating lunch. I hate the dishonesty.
Betty: You should be glad she watches what she eats.
Woman: That's the truth. She is slimming down.
Wow, so much like last year. The similarities are... →
Woooow. These comments exceed my tolerance for... →
NANOWRIMO
HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!!!!!
I wrote 332 words before I had to go on duty, and now I really need to sleep. But at least I started on Day 1 this time.
(OH. And The Walking Dead was glorious.)
October 2010
33 posts
Do you ever find a song that makes you think someone is calling your name every time you listen to it? There’s a Ben Folds song that always makes me think my cell phone is ringing.
Oh, Netflix, how you know me.
It just suggested the following category : “Witty TV Shows Featuring a Strong Female Lead”.
Yep. It also suggested I watch Moon, so, clearly, Netflix is spying on me.
I’m starting to get really sick of people in my fiction class writing, “She decided right then and there that she had to make it all the way to Oregon, though she had no idea why.”
What do you mean, she had no idea? Do you constantly go around doing things with no idea why you’re doing them? Even if you say you don’t know your motivation, you really do. You’re...
New resident.
…..
Now I have to make a door dec.
I'm on my iPod Touch
And the amount of joy I’m getting out of it is a little ridiculous. I have apps now. So hip. Watch out, or I’m going to get a twitter next.
One of my residents showed me this, and we laughed... →
The Office
Meredith: That's 'cause it's on my genitals, genius.
Kevin: You have a penis?
I am really excited for my Lib Dem paper.
I have to devise a strategy for the Republican Presidential candidate in the 2012 election. It’s going to be so hard. :)
I am not surprised. →
“Saying ‘I notice you’re a nerd’ is like saying, ‘Hey, I...”
– John Green
“It’s not because I want to make out with her.” “Hold on.” He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he’d just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me. “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit” — John Green (Looking for Alaska)
In general, yes.
But if you e-mail her your address, it should be fine.
And who cares about your PO Box anyway?
oh my god i wanna do it soooooo bad
….but i’m scared to give out my address on the internet. is this a legitimate fear?
Are you doing it? →
RAWR! I don't totally agree, but RAWR! →
From Guyland:
“Hidden beneath the mandate of effortlessness is another, older mandate: lack of agency. It’s okay to have it all, but it’s not okay to want it all. It’s not okay to work too hard to get it. It has to happen passively, somewhere beyond consciousness. The appearance of effortlessness is the way young women reconcile such conflicting demands. ‘I just happen to be...
majors, majors, majors →
I was looking up random saints
just because.
And the patron saint of Ohio is the Virgin Mary. Seriously. That’s REALLY intense.
This is getting disturbing... (and I just got my...
- Introverts tend to take time to absorb information before commenting or offering thoughts and opinions (that’s why they don’t say much in a crowd or at a business meeting).
- There is scientific evidence that indicates that an introvert’s brain actually processes information differently than an extrovert’s. Really, there’s a ton of research - just do a web...
Basically how I feel →
