Sadly,

Matie has not been in sync for a long, long time.

I’m using the new laptop right now. ;)

iTunes won’t download…

Also, yay, you’re bleeding!

YES

so totally agreed. what laptop? also, albatross’s period is mad late. she is in the initial stages of freaking out. she is talking about herself in third person. she wishes matie could be insync again.

This is pathetic

Can we please start using this more?

Oh, and I bought a laptop.

waaaah

kitty i miss you ridiculously. so much stuuuuuuff to tell you. i need your sanity and cynicism please.

COME BACK INTO MY LIFE VIA THE COMPUTER AND THE PHONE! THANK YOU!

Live From the Nano Writing Front

  • Kitty: give me a pep talk!
  • D-money: well you're only 2,000 words away
  • Kitty: that was weak
  • D-money: well
  • Kitty: i'm actually 1,976 words away
  • D-money: think of it this way
  • you have written over 96% of what you have to write
  • that's pretty impressive I think
  • 4% should be a drop in the bucket after all that
  • especially if you just sit down and do it
  • you've got this
  • the lights of sydney!
  • you don't want to be on the outskirts of sydney still
  • that's where the spiders are
  • and the dingos
  • the baby-eating dingos
  • Kitty: omg spiders?!
  • D-money: yep
  • like 5 out of the 10 deadliest spiders live in australia or something
  • it's kinda ridiculous
  • one reason I will NEVER go there
  • and all these spiders are coming closer to you
  • Kitty: oh no i'm going to die in the outskirts of sydney!
  • D-money: and the longer you wait
  • the more chance you'll have of being viciously mauled by spiders like ron was in harry potter
  • think of this novel as your ford anglia
  • let it fly you into sydney
  • Kitty: but the ford anglia crashed...
  • D-money: still saved harry a number of times in the forbidden forest
  • Kitty: okay, give me a word goal for the next fifteen minutes
  • D-money: alright...write...500 words
  • Kitty: ...
  • in 15 minutes?
  • D-money: 400?
  • lol
  • 300
  • Kitty: okay
  • i will take up the 400 challenge
  • by 1: 20 I will ahve 400 more words
  • D-money: DO EET!
  • Kitty: 528 words
  • D-money: NICE!
  • I knew you could do it in 15 minutes
  • less than 3% left!

Do you remember the speech Prof. Lopez gave on one of the first days of class about how she’s not our therapist and people automatically assume women are nice? This reminded me of it. 

Um, so I sort of love this show. A lot.

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